Santa Banta di yari :)

SANTA flight mein pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha.. Pilot: Ye kya kar rahe ho?SANTA: Saalo ticket hum le..Aur Gaane tum suno...
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Santa- Bhai Jaldi Jao Tumhare Ghar Mein Barsat Ka Pani Ghus Gaya Hai !
Banta- Kyu Jhuth Bolte Ho, Ghar K Chaabi To Mere Paas Hai.
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Santa: Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me kiss se baat kar raha hai?
Banta: Behen hai.!
Santa: To phir itni dheemi aawaz me kiss liye?
Banta: Teri hai isliye. :-)
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Meri engagement ki Date fix ho gayi hai 25 july ko hai.

Santa ki Girl Frnd usko itna keh kar chali gayi.
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SANTA kele k chhilke se fisal kar gir gaya
Aage phir doosre chilke se fisal k gir gaya.
Ab teesre chhilke ko dekh k wo bola...?
Shit, Ab fir girna padega.
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SANTA sukhe talab me BOAT chala rha tha
BANTA-Aise logo ne hi hmara nam khrab kr rkha h agar mujhe tairna ata to whi jake marta sale ko.
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Santa k pas 1 kauva (crow) tha Wo bahut mulayam tha
To usne apne kauve ka naam kya rakha hoga?
?
Microsoft (my-crow-soft) ise kehte h technical msg.G m
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Santa naukri dhoond raha tha,
videsh se reply aa gaya...
Saare k saare bade khush...
Daru-sharu di party de dali...
Dost puchne lage bhai bata to
kaun si company hai, kitni salary hai....
Santa: English me letter aaya hai, main tuhanu translate kar ke sunana haan

"You Do not meet"
tum to milte hi nahin ho.

"our requirements"
Hume to bahut zarurat hai.

"no further correspondence"
Aage chitthi patri di jarurat nahi,

"will be entertained"
Bahut khatir ki jayegi...!
:-):-)

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SANTA dialled a phone no.
A computrizd female voice said..'apke paas paryapt balance nai h..'
SANTA - Bas baby..
tumse baat ho jati h itna hi kafi h...:-)
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Santa ki behen ko daaku utha le gaye.
Logo ne kaha ki daaku khatarnak hai,
khali hath mat jana behen ko bachane!
Fir
kya
Santa 2 kilo aam le gaya..!
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Punjab Airline di Airhostess: sir kee lawoge? Banta: badam milk, kheer, bread pakora with tea
Airhostess: sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho prabhat feri te Nahi.
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SANTA London ke Hotel mein murga khane gaya,
lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya.
Waiter-What do u like 2 have sir??
SANTA -1 plate egg ke Papa please...
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